Once upon a time in the very center of the city of Utrecht there was a dirty den of junkies. The place represented the dark kingdom of druggies and bums, but with the arrival of skateboarders it has turned into the magic never-never land with amazing oval constructions called ramps. The whole story would become a pro-skating fairytale with the happy end if the place was not the private property of the Utrecht Municipality that enforced “hooligans” to abandon the place. Nowadays the battle for the right to own the place between light forces of skateboarders and dark of junkies still continues. I fortunately got the opportunity to visit the fairyland and to find out why in the contemporal fairytale princes ride skateboards instead of white horses.
Nowadays in the consumption obsessed society it is hard to believe in fairytales, princes and evil forces. However, the passionate and creative spirit of skateboarding makes you to change your original point of view and to see the things in a completely different, up-side-down way: forbidden property may not be even more associated with illegal access but seems to be a tempting hidden castle. The place I am talking about is closed from the regular eye and has a big sign “No Entrance” in front that clearly states that the access is highly forbidden. Nevertheless, a narrow range of people know the secret loop-hole to get into the illicit territory, and I had the opportunity to meet one of them. These people call themselves skateboarders. Lot’s of rumors and discussions go around about this subculture, but the most attractive one is that these street guys are the “prince charmings” of the modern generation.
I found my “prince” trough the wide chain, which is popularly called “the friend of the friend of the friend of mine”. His name is Derk Klijton and by short characteristics of my friends he was “a cute lad who speaks good English”. I was intrigued, as I have never meet representatives of this wild street subculture in my entire life.
He offered to meet in the center but when I arrived to the place I couldn’t recognize my interviewee as in the diameter of 200 meters there were no guys wearing baggy trousers, gang caps or had long uncombed hair. Hating to wait, I angrily started to dial Derk’s telephone number, as in my opinion princes are never late. The melody of somebody’s phone sounded just next to me – I turned my head and saw a very trivial looking guy at whom your glance never delays for more then a couple of seconds. A typical Dutch teenager, millions of whom you see everyday walking along the streets – commonplace cloth of some cheap popular label consisted of light jeans and formless sweater. His face was even more ordinary, the face that you forget in a couple of hours. But the special feature was his eyes: deep blue they had some warm flame inside.
The single detail that showed his connection to skateboarding was an old board tied to the back of the bike that I’ve noticed only afterwards. I was so inattentive because of disappointment His look, his clothes, his odd smile just were wrong – he didn’t look at all like prince, and from the first impression he definitely was not charming.
It was an uncomfortable moment when he kissed me three times, and proposed to show me the legendary place, where one can skate without the fear of get caught by police. Furthermore, to my surprise it was not hard at all to start the conversation with him, as he turned out to be very talkative and obsessed with telling peculiar details about his life. I was so occupied with all of his life stories, that I didn’t note at all how we found ourselves in front of the high iron fence with a big table “No entrance”. He looked around and pushed the hurdle. Something has squeaked and the massive lattice has moved, creating a small passage. Derk easily wiggled through the passage, showing that it was far not the first time he was there and gently helped my hand. I remember my last time climbing under fences was on the play ground, but something wild and at the same time magic was in penetrating into the prohibited territory.
The way my interviewee helped me, how gently he helped me to climb under fence, made me to look at him from the other angle, thinking that maybe I was too judgmental. Nevertheless, my excitement and positive emotions disappeared at once, when I looked around and faced the place where I’ve found myself after the heroic clamber. Maybe this could be considered the magic never –never land, but in the kinky, dirty and sarcastic version of the fairytale. Abandoned piece of ruined railway reminded a thicket of scary woods which Little Red Riding Hood had to pass, but with pieces of graffiti on the walls, cigarette- butts, trash cans and revolting mountains of garbage that created nauseating smell, making your entire body tremble. My companion noticed my aversion and tried hard to help me walking, trying to distract me with funny legends about that place. Probably we walked for 3 minutes tops, but that time seemed for me to be infinity.
So, after that heroic campaign through “jungles” of neglected cesspit I’ve found myself in front of hundreds of meters covered by cement, that skateboarders call “The Yard”. This territory had some kind of channels made for unknown purposes that striped the whole perimeter. In the middle of that bondless structure could be traced the scents of princes on boards: chaotic constructions erected from all kinds of subsidiary material. The place didn’t remind a white castle or a glorious field of battle, but something supernatural was in it.
There were already two guys skating and despite my skeptical mood I must admit that it was fascinating. My escort, probably feeling guilty for all the troubles I had to suffer gently saw me to highest stair –bridge over the channel and put his rather dirty sweater for me to sit on. The gesture was simple, but it seemed to be so sweet, that my all snobbish anger had immediately disappeared. He asked me to enjoy the performance and left me as a spectator over the channel. If not unsustainable cold, this whole thing would seem to be some kind of romantic: water is flowing under, forbidden property in the center of the city, youngsters on the boards perfectionalizing tricks.
My trembling hands showed me that I was watching the whole “skateboarding spectacle” for quite some time. Fortunately, at the moment I thought I started to cover with ice, Derk had finally come around to answer my ticklish questions. He was so prudent, that he brought with him some dirty jackets, for me not to turn into an icicle. Before starting our interview he asked a minute and greedily swallowed the coke like he’d never drunk before. However, his drinking process was followed by a belch and a phrase “I am a man”. I don’t know what was more hilarious – his last phrase, instead of an excuse or him proudly glazing at me like he committed some heroic act, that has to be praised for.
He spitted right next to me, so I could smell his unsustainable odour of sweat. Nevertheless his tiredness didn’t cover his impatience as he without delay started the narration about the fascinations of skateboarding. As it turned out Derk was skating for more than 5 years. His story of love affair with the skateboard started at the age of 14, when little Derk was “a shy nerd” who once found himself in a skate shop, full of pictures of “cool” guys, courage enough to fall and to perform the breathtaking tricks. From that day on the little insecure boy faced his fears mixed with passion and started his endless relationship with a piece of wood that rolls. He had never regret about that day, which magically changed his life, as by his words, skateboarding has taught him to enjoy the life and freedom. “Surfing on the earth” became for him not a commonplace hobby, a mean of transportation or even an art, like most people assume, but a lifestyle that let him to feel free. He confessed that skateboarding allows him to throw out the anger, instead of keeping it insight, and to run away from everyday routine and just be with yourself.
In his opinion, all the amazing bonuses of skateboarding make him more attractive to the girls. For being more assertive, Derk quoted for me the interview of skateboarder’s girlfriend who told that guys obsessed with skating are better in bed. He became so excited by this topic that he went into telling me the details of his relationships searching for support and understanding. However, to my question whether he’ll ever change a board for a girl he reacted aggressively and explained that his relationship with his “horse” is much longer then those with girlfriends. Moreover his skateboard has never cheated on him, never asked for “closeness” and has never ever created all that drama of the series “you don’t love me anymore”. He became so agitated by his memories that after a livid with rage monolog about ex-girlfriends he exclaimed, ”Nobody mess with my board!”.
However, he was calm again in a minute and full with enthusiasm to teach me skating. He insisted that I have at least to stand on the board. However, the class lasted till the end of the day, followed by my falls, screams and thrill.
On my way back, I didn’t notice the garbage, the smell and my dirty white shoes, and even abrasion on my knee – I was occupied with the thoughts about this unusual youngster. Maybe we are raised in old-fashioned conservative way believing that princes have to be intelligent heroes with no demerits and maybe because of these we don’t notice the care and the passion of those who are right next to us. Maybe intelligence and heroism have to be changed to care and danger in the new millennium? I reminded all those miserable details that happened during last couple of hours, when Derk was so thoughtful and sweet and asked myself a question that I couldn’t answer by now: “Can it really be true that skateboarders are the new modernized version of princes charming?”